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Deaf Pomeranian lost, Collared, hidden by fur coat, Microchipped, named Cotton


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Lost Pomeranian (Moriarty)

My friend lost her little Pomeranian dog yesterday afternoon. His name is Cotton, and he is deaf. He has a collar with tags and phone numbers, but his fur may be hiding it. He is microchipped. He was last spotted near Scarlet Ohara, off Green Rd, West of TA. If you have any information, please contact us. Thank you!

Moriarty, NM

Posted 2/24/24 10:41