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Blue-eyed mix, Schnauzer/Aussie Lost since August thirteenth Dawn is missing, $600 reward

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Craigslist post:

Lost Dog 2 blue eyes Schnauzer/Aussie mix (Dawn)

$600 reward if found🆘 No questions asked. Missing since 08/13/24 If anyone has any information regarding the whereabouts of Soda, please contact me

Amarillo, TX

Posted 9/1/24 8:19