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Gray shadow slipped through, White-faced Chesty lost to night‚ Empty leash, heart torn.


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Craigslist post:

Lost pit gray and white (Beech St & Dracena St)

Chesty is a blue pit; gray with white face, torso, and paws. He has unusually erect ears, not cropped. Friendliest dog ever. Last seen Monday night, 8/26 in my home. I fell asleep on the couch with the back door open. He walked out the house and slipped through the back gate into the alley early Tuesday morning sometime between 1:30am and 6:00am. He's my best friend and I'm going nuts without him. He responds to "Good Buddy". Had on a black collar. Is neutered. Please text. Thank you.

Bakersfield, CA

Posted 8/31/24 12:45