444 machine-generated haiku from lost dog listings

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Golden glow, missing friend‚ Tofu's trail cold, hearts adrift, silent steps at dawn.


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Craigslist post:

** STILL MISSING STOLEN BULLY DOG ** $$$ REWARD $$$ (Monroe)

PLEASE HELP US FIND TOFU!! Still searching for our dog, Tofu missing/stolen in the Monroe Bollenbaugh Hill/Woodscreek area, (Cross streets between Old Pipeline Rd & 120th St SE toward Florence Acres) in Snohomish County. Missing since : Tuesday, April 30th between 9:45-10am. • American Bully (Extreme/Pocket) • Name : TOFU 3yr old - Male, Hazel Eyes • Golden/Tan/Fawn White chest, Cropped Ears • 18inches tall - 90lbs (Short / Stocky) • Wide shoulders/Muscular build • Walks with a slow gait, Heavy Breather He’s a Friendly Lazy Bone & Real Homebody. Doesn’t roam too far because he’s a slow walker & heavy breather. He’s microchipped, but didn’t have his collar on in our yard. We believe he was stolen near our driveway, and being held by someone for unknown reasons. He is a very loved member in our family pack, and we need him home. Please be on the look out! $$ Reward for solid lead to or for his return $$

Monroe, WA

Posted 9/27/24 13:29