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White poodle on run, Kelce in Glenns Ferry, lost, Sweet, but smiles oddly.


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Lost Dog - White Standard Poodle (Glenns Ferry)

My dogs ran off Tuesday, and one of them was found Wednesday night near King Hill, but my other dog, Kelce, is skiddish and ran off. A dog fitting her description was last seen around 7:45pm Wednesday night at the Family Dollar in Glenns Ferry. She has a collar, but the tag has broken off the collar. If you see her, please try to coax her over to you and call me at 816-two-six-nine-5294. She is a sweet dog, but she does this weird smile-thing that makes it look like she is baring her teeth. All help is greatly appreciated. Thank you

Glenns Ferry, ID

Posted 9/18/24 21:57