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Lost Doberman runs off Stolen or lost, my baby Reward to bring home


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Lost/stolen female Doberman REWARD (Westminster)

Female Doberman stolen or possibly ran off and got lost. She is my baby and I miss her terribly. No questions asked if returned. I will give a reward. She is such a sweetheart. She can’t be bred due to reproductive issues so I don’t want someone to think they can breed her and then abandon her when it never works. Please return her to me. I understand the economy is hard and I’m not looking to judge or get anyone in trouble. I just want my dog back. Please find it in your heart to return her. God bless you.

Westminster, CO

Posted 8/28/24 18:59