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Old Pomeranian Golden, 8 pounds, needs meds Lost without half jaw


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LOST DOG (Lake Jackson Tx.)

Cobi is 15+ years old, is a Pomeranian dog, about 8lbs, golden/tanish, need medication. Doesn’t have half bottom jaw. Last seen August 31, 2024 around Buffalo Camp Bayou Subdivision (Fawn Trail)

Lake Jackson, TX

Posted 9/4/24 9:17