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Stolen Husky lost Reward offered for his return Heartache lingers on


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Lost / Stolen Husky - $3000 Reward (Vista)

Lost white husky last seen wearing a light blue blue ruffwear harness (as seen in photos), now thought to be STOLEN! Last seen 9-4-22 around vista / canal st when he escaped our fence. He is extremely loved and missed, there is a very large reward for safe return and any information leading to finding whoever stole him, no questions asked. He has distinct markings, most noticeable is the black line down his face and his size (he's a bit smaller than your average Husky with shorter fur). If seen with ANYONE please call myself and/or BPD immediately, we have an active case and many hundreds of people helping us search still even though it's been over a year. We need closure of any kind as it's tearing our family apart without him as he is the only pup of the litter we kept. I promise I will find you whoever you are that stole our dog if it's the last thing I do. His markings are extremely distinct and we will not be giving up our search any time soon - I suggest you just contact us and return him. I will also pay for tips that lead to the successful recovery of our dog.

Vista, MN

Posted 3/14/24 8:19