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Lost dog, Doberman mix, Sweet and playful, needs a home, $50 fee, contact Ed.


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Found Dog (Woodland Hills)

Mixed Doberman female super sweet still puppy found her attached to a light post 3 months ago. $50.00 relocation fee. Contact me Ed. She need to go, I don’t have Room here I rent and I ask for temporary owner permission but now she is pushing to take her to a shelter. I had contact shelter and they are not taking dogs. I dint contact city shelter because I don’t want them to put her to sleep. Needs a home no apartment since it will be a large dog and she is full of energy. She is playful and very sweet. Only to a qualify people it will be giving too.

Woodland Hills, CA

Posted 2/17/24 2:37